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Poster: El Sénor Limpio Date: May 26, 2007 10:41am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lossless Legs

It's not backing you up, it's called pulling a train. Rob's gay slang for a bunch of dudes getting connected.

Hey, you know why Dire buys all his buddies a belt with their name on the back?

So he knows who he's slippin the boner too.

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: May 26, 2007 6:44pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lost my legs

I found a bunch of san pedro cacti at a department store garden section... with a blender and a big pot on the stove, I make me some of the nastiest plant piss you ever chugged in disgust, well top 3 anyway... Anyway, the cactus seems to contain a significant amount of mescaline... apparently this made my legs disappear... I am trying to mentally control the cats to "fetch my legs" but all it does is send these strange waves of distortion out into the room in all directions... So please someone help me find my legs, and help you folks find oustide, it's memorial day weekend and you nerds are arguing... online! That is hilarious. Later!

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 26, 2007 7:55pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lossless Legs

that is why you are limp man - you coudn't join in if Sela Ward was beckoning you. God you are pathetic

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Poster: Dires Flacid Penis Date: May 26, 2007 8:35pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lossless Legs

Not as pathetic as you when you ate shit and busted that leg dickbreath. Maybe you should have pulled the dildo out of your ass before you left the house. But I guess you can still use it as a walking stick. And hey you Sissy Bitch, since I'm in a giving mood, if you ever need anyone to show you how to bang your old lady properly, give me a call. 1-800-EAT-SHIT.